not fake ass pop music like 50, ja rule etc. real music for your mind. poetry put to beats. floetry. not about money and 300c's and shit. Real hip hop is something you can feel.
NaS. little brother, common sense, immortal technique outkast? dmx? talib kweli mos def. atmosphere, wu tang, jurassic 5, gym class heros. real hip hop is real music.
by grand markese May 12, 2006
Real Nigga syndrome is chronic disease that develops from a young age, when you are surrounded by pure realness. This disease is prevalent in the Hispanic and African American communities, and is lacking in caucasian ones.
Justin: Damn nigga you real as fuck
Sa'eed: Yea I know nigga, but thats because i hang around real niggas 24/7 bull.
Justin: Word up we both got that shit my nigga. G Shit.
Sa'eed: damn you developed that shit at a young age too.
Justin: Yup Real Nigga Syndrome
Sa'eed: Yea I know nigga, but thats because i hang around real niggas 24/7 bull.
Justin: Word up we both got that shit my nigga. G Shit.
Sa'eed: damn you developed that shit at a young age too.
Justin: Yup Real Nigga Syndrome
by Jaythoven March 22, 2017
by Diego August 30, 2003
by ALASKATHUNDERFUCKFIVETHOUSAND October 07, 2020
The sexiest woman you know. Usually of Venezuelan descent. She is super gorgeous, thick (in a good way, of course), a great cook, and is phenomenal in bed. Her coochie tastes
just like cookies and cream, mixed with cinnamon, brown sugar and stevia. It's so sweet, it'll turn you diabetic!
Also she a very sweet lady with a pretty smile, who has every man in her gym staring at her and has them panting like dogs.
just like cookies and cream, mixed with cinnamon, brown sugar and stevia. It's so sweet, it'll turn you diabetic!
Also she a very sweet lady with a pretty smile, who has every man in her gym staring at her and has them panting like dogs.
Ut oh! The Real Mami Chula just arrived at the party. Girls, time to handcuff your men. Don't let your man make direct eye contact with her, or else u will lose him, especially if he sees her world famous tan lines.
by The Real Papi Chulo January 11, 2012
Lets say that you're standing in the hallway joking with your friends when u realize ur late for class u would say something like: Yall niggaz be trippin, but on some real shit... I gotta go cause I'm about to be late.
by Jasmine Moore aka Peach June 07, 2006
Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not actually exist. The land above America that most simpletons think is "Canada" is actually just snowy land that is uninhabitable for the current human. Wild creatures and demons live here, like the Abominable Snowman. This land is used as a nuclear waste dump for a bunch of countries, as well as the home of a fat old pedo named santa (who also dumps his nuclear waste there). The world tries to convince us that Canada exists for one obvious reason: Communism. It is clear that the story of Canada's origination is false as well. Here is some solid evidence: If Canada was founded by England, why do they speak French? How do these so-called shockingly nice citizens transcend human's natural instincts of being evil and selfish? Where do they get all of that maple syrup? How does their prime minister have such a smexy booty? These questions all lead to the conclusion that Canada simply is a lie. It is a land filled with Communism and evil. One of the biggest evils deriving from this land is bagged milk. It is general knowledge that bagged milk causes minors to be taken to Canadian Hell by Canadian Satan, where they experience a painful death. But since Canada isn't real and bagged milk is from Canada, then bagged milk isn't real so you don't have to worry about these rumors that have been created to prevent outsiders from traveling to canada and exposing the truth.
Simpleton: I'm travelling to Canada to eat maple syrup and poutine
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.
by the official kermit the frog July 19, 2020