Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.

" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"

by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013

just bros

you know, when you're just bros.

Jonny wanted to sodomize Andrew, but they were just bros.

by Keldraw January 30, 2018

Proto-bro

A bro that bro'ed before all other bros. The prototype for all future bros. Does not know how to get anywhere other than the gym and tanning salon. One cannot bro harder than the protobro. Typically they dwell in Omaha, Nebraska and can be easily distracted by other bros.

William Anderson must be the proto-bro... he broes so hard motha fuckers try to fine him.

by Bromaster420 July 22, 2016

Bro Leap

an ocean game, quite similar to leap frog played in a large body of water. the idea is to propel oneself over an unsuspecting opponent without him being quick enough to pull a reversal.

"dude the bro leap game over there looks fun"- guy 1

"yeah but were not cool enough to play" - guy 2

by DinOegg July 17, 2009

Headskimo Bros

The Union of two bros after both having received a blowjob from the same girl.

Dick and Evan became Headskimo Bros after both receiving a blowjob from the same hoe at a party.

by Kidmescudi October 31, 2016

starter bro

The type of guy a woman dates during her directionless phase and not caring whether or not he is a fully functioning adult with aspirations beyond being a basic fuckboy. More likely than not she is dating him till it gets boring and her ambitions will carry her elsewhere while he tries to recapture the glory of his adolescence but with no actual plan beyond where to "get lit." This is the guy that if a woman's period is late while dating him, she will legitimately panic because the thought of keeping him is absolutely opposite to the concept of a healthy relationship or for that matter a partnership in co-parenting.

Friends don't let friends get knocked up by a starter bro.

by ShoNuff77 May 16, 2017

Bro Tones

Short for "Brotha Tones", which is a much needed term for the backup vocal parts in newer rap/hip hop music which mostly consist of short rhythmic repetition of words like "Hey", "What?", "Yo" etc. These are used to accentuate the beat and sometimes lends to syncopation, generally making the song more dance-able.

White Person: Hells Yea!.. Listen to those bro tones in the background, it gets me so pumped-up!!

by doomspleen June 13, 2011