Johnny

Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/

1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.

2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.

3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”

Guy 1: Hey, some black thing showed up while I was doing a titration

Guy 2: You pulled a Johnny

by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025

Hot Johnny

In the film industry, a Hot Johnny is last minute work that needs to be done asap.

"Just got a hot johnny, this set was just moved up two days! We need it finished by the end of the day!"

by thatGinger95 April 28, 2023

johnny elbows

A mentally disabled mongoloid that is taken advantage of by creeps on tiktok for views. Known for having hella racing stripes in almost every pair of pants he owns. He's also an alleged diddler

Bro did u see johnny elbows on tiktok hit the griddie

by Stupidgayboy September 8, 2023

Johnnie Pearl Knox

Auntyesters Big sister. She has a big heart, and you will fall in love quick with her. But be sure not to get her mad, because you can easily get on her bad side. It’s bound to happen I bet, but she will always care for you. She is also an extreme churchgoer. But she can steal your heart with her sexyness, but she is one of the most loveliest ladies you’ve ever met.

Johnnie Pearl Knox has a big heart, and you and her will fall in love quick. Nana

by Pjudge December 15, 2022

spicy johnny

When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.

After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny

by chappedhorcok December 5, 2016

Johnny One Move

A person who when playing video games only does one action repetitively. Mostly acting in a way outside the way the game was designed in order to gain an unfair or manufactured advantage at the expense of others success.

“Dude quit being a fucking Johnny one move, or we are going to do something else.”

by axesandanchors November 8, 2023

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023