Sparsely-arsely

The arse man's 'strictly-dickly.'

I'm sparsely-arsely - tits aren't my thing.

by Captain Croke August 22, 2018

Arse COD

When one has been playing Call Of Duty for so long their arse can not move from the seat.

Brad: Oh Matt, last night I couldn't move because I had a serious case of Arse COD

by bradsylo January 14, 2011

Sprocket arse it

To consume alcoholic or narcotic beverages via anal ingestion and retention until intoxication.

Them thar skooligan gals in elementary was in the toilets sprocket arse it a slim Jim each so as teacher wouldn't smell it on their breath ...like , yeah man !

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss June 23, 2021

arse dust

A cloud of dust blown from an arse, when a powerful fart is expelled.

Wow man, did you see that? That man has major arse dust.

by Stuhen June 29, 2017

arse bracket

A seat on wheels, usually pulled by a disabled or lazy person (ie Jack Carrol from corrie) so they can rest or sit down when they feek like it.

"Shit, that so-called funny man from bgt,.the one with the arse bracket is sooo fuckin annoying"

by sipukka March 27, 2024

arse thunder

Extremely voluminous fart with pant tearing characteristics and often smelling like and elderly yak took a dump in your pants

His arse thunder was that bad it blew out the windows and peeled the paint

by australianstig September 23, 2015

Arseli

An angel

It's arseli.

by jiggyjuice November 20, 2021