Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.
I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.
by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016
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fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
by Kalikedeshi November 17, 2013
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matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility
Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!
by meganoshua May 14, 2011
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the green ninja

abilities include;
green
1:whats his power
wu: greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
the green ninja
by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
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ninja booking

Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.
I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.
by aleis October 02, 2011
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carpentry ninja

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
by carpentryninja1 June 07, 2011
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Ninja max

The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.
I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.
by FuriousChocolate July 14, 2020
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