Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017

ninja bar

When you sneak a bar of xanax into somebody's drink

Dude what the hell happened last night at Beer Olympics? I was fine... only drinking natty lites until I just blacked out!

Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!

by chinesepirate January 8, 2019

Ninja Hipocracy

When an individual says not to bully/harass people online but then proceeds to do so themselves.

~Ninja Hipocracy~
"Do not bully people." - Ninja Says To Twitch Chat
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?" - Ninja Says To Child Online

by RechVEVO June 30, 2018

Ninja snowball

When you collect your fart in your cupped hand and throw it like a snowball in the general direction of anybody unexpecting it.

Rob's spaghetti O's looked kind of bland so when he turned his head I spiced them up with a ninja snowball.

by Stinky Brownthumb July 15, 2018

Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.

Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"

by Wintera83 September 16, 2018

Ginga Ninja

The girl that doesn’t want to admit she’s ginger and tries her hardest to clear it up. She has excuses like my hair’s not even that red. And i’m strawberry blond. But she sneaky like a ninja.

You will always be a ginga ninja.

by Big Boi Chips Ahoy July 17, 2019

Ninja Slice

A slice of pizza that is equivalent to 2 or more slices of pizza; typically 2-3 slices as one.

Dude A: Yo, do you want slice of pizza?

Dude B: Ya man, make it a Ninja Slice!

Dude A: What is a Ninja Slice?

Dude B: It's like two to three slices of pizza as one slice.

by Plasmaskies619 March 21, 2019