jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.

After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.

by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015

Hype Nap

When you're intensely dedicated to solving a mathematical question but physically can not stay awake. You take a nap and attempt to solve the question in your dreams.

Hey man, I couldn't prove the equation until I took a hype nap and then all I had to do was write it down.

by Scoobie Doobie Doo October 9, 2019

Bum Nap

A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.

Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.

by BlountForce September 6, 2019

Nap time

A response when something goes wrong, or someone says or does some dum shit

Ben: damn I just got rejected hardbody by Jennifer
Dan: you dumb stupid she put you on blast bro, nap time.

by Jay stewie June 23, 2017

Goo nap

To go to sleep immediately following ejaculation

He goo napped after jerking off without even pulling his pants back up.

by SauceComet February 16, 2021

nap dick

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

by Cdawg0533 September 4, 2016

sports nap

Sports nap: sporty sexual activity in bed, then take a nap afterwards. Fun activities in bed, then nap. Meaning of wanting sex and then a nap.

Let's go take a sports nap!!!

by Chucks B July 31, 2017