Ali Mohsen

short asf

Ali Mohsen is short as fuck lol

by sphingers November 26, 2019

canoe full of moose meat

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

by Bob November 13, 2003

Manitoba Moose Job

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.

Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.

by MBCI June 14, 2015

moose jockey

A word that means a Canadian person, most times in a derogatory way, but most normal Canadians would not be offended. Comes from the notion of Canadians riding mooses.

He said 'eh'? What a moose jockey!

by Still_trippin' May 19, 2006

Monse

Monse is a beautiful person inside AND out....she is quiet on the outside, but getting to know her, watch out!! She has a great sense of fashion and a good taste in music. Monse likes to be out and about, but also likes to relax and be around people she loves.

Girl: Did you see that god-given, gorgeous angel?
Girl 2: Who, Monse?

by iamfvyt fcty fc January 8, 2011

mousered

1.) When a mouser gets distracted and goes off to do something else.

That mouser got distracted by the ball of yawn and mousered us.

by hollowlife1987 June 24, 2007

lovechild of a moose

n. a person who is of questionable birth and either extremely hairy or extremely ugly. Refers to the fact that some people look like they were fathered by a large hairy beast.

Bob looks like the lovechild of a moose.
"You lovechild of a moose! Shave your neck!"

by Sarah A H May 27, 2005