Grog monster

A person who is obsessed with alcoholic beverages and craves the feeling of being drunk.

“I once saw a sexy little readhead, I asked for his name. He responded chrissy. I was keen on a root until I seen he was a grog monster”

by 111-… March 3, 2022

Noodle Monster

Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.

That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!

by gmansand October 29, 2010

fuch monster

a playful way to call someone annoying/goofy

Tom: Jake, why you flirting with my girl?

Tom's GF: It's ok Jake, he's just a fuch monster

by lwkimreallycool June 8, 2023

Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster

"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."

by Smellins March 14, 2013

Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.

oh man, today I was shitting monsters.

by armyman1982 April 6, 2010

Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.

Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?

by __Kris__ June 19, 2022