Crunchy Mike

not smooth, not dirty, NOT silky. Just fuckin CRUNCHY.

Crunchy Mike is the one sketchball that you see walkin around the run down porn stores in yo hood.

by Ciggie Bone April 25, 2009

Tattoo Mike

One with extreme sex appeal. The talk of the town, a man's man and every womans desire. Has extreme artistic talent and creativity. Everyone loves him.

I want Tattoo Mike!

by Horida16 February 03, 2010

Fat Mike

1. Lead singer and bass player of the legendary band, NOFX.

2. GOD

We should all worship at FAT MIKE's FEET. He is the REAL GOD.

by Captain Howdie October 03, 2007

mike vick

An overrated quarterback who makes up for having Kyle Boller accuracy with fast legs.

Mike Vick is Dan Kane's boy and he will bet on Vick reguardless of odds or spread

by Rod Woodson February 16, 2005

Mike Dirnt

Mike Dirnt: Bassist for Green Day, also HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!! Once wore a yellow disco suite that him look like a bannana.

Qoates from Mike Dirnt:
If you think you're going to do something wrong, do it right.
Happeiness is a jorney, not a destinatoin.
They're looking for the gold, the money, and the mike. (or something like that.)

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt April 30, 2006

miked out

to flake, or back out on plans

Aaron: Mike are you going to the Y today?
Mike: Yes, I'll be there.

Later

Aaron: Dude, you miked out on me again.

by illinois baller May 15, 2008

Mike Holmes

1) Hard working, and strong built guy who fixes houses. Holmes on Homes

2) Fat, lazy ginger who is really cute, and good at mackin on chicks and plays some sweet ass guitar. He tends to have beautiful blue eyes,

1) That Mike Holmes, he fixed my drywall the other day. What a nice strong man.


2) That Mike Holmes, he took my breath away with his hair, his beautiful blue eyes, and his guitar playing abilities.

by Huricane XL August 27, 2008