Dave Matthews Band

Satan's attempt to ruin rock music from the inside.

Dave Matthews Band is the Musical antichrist.

by ErRoBr November 11, 2007

Dave Matthews Band

Dave Matthews is a painfully generic band usually found on the music interests section of Facebook.com.

Normal College Kid 1: Hey bro, what are you listening to?

Normal College Kid 2: Oh, just some Dave Matthews Band. I also like The Red Hot Chili Peppers, radiohead, John Mayer, and O.A.R.

Normal College Kid 1: Oh no way Bro, me too!

by IQG October 15, 2006

Matthew

A hoe

"Matthew is a hoe"

"Have you ever heard of the hoe, Matthew?"

by Uwu mr krabs May 27, 2019

Matthew

A really swell guy he likes to bully his brothers a lot but other times is really nice.

Matthew is alright.

by dudeimNotjj February 27, 2019

Matthew

God of thiccnesss. Absolutely dummy ass thicc boi. Just absolutely pile of thiccness. Also hes gay

Damn matthew’s so thicc but gay. Boi what a shame

by Legitcrackers241 June 24, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a sweet, caring guy. He likes to look presentable and often always looks good, they have amazing hair and are the best kissers. If you’re dating a Matthew you are truly lucky he might be a little distant but he just needs time to let you in, most Matthews come off to the world as players. This may be true but all they need is to have unconditional love so they know you won’t leave. If you’re dating a Matthew cherish them because you won’t find anyone better. Matthews also make the best soccer players

Wow Matthew has such cute hair

He’s so handsome and he isn’t even doing anything

by Goddess of the stars April 24, 2019

Matthew

a WHOLE clown

Matthew really doesn't know when to leave a girl alone. He is so annoying.

by chloerophylllllll November 14, 2019