Karl Mark

A Shit/Poop mark that appears on your boxers or underwear. It is usually a long streak of feces that runs along your bumline and may look like Karl from the simpsons.
Mom - "OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE FIFTH PAIR OF UNDERWEAR YOU'VE RUINED THIS WEEK. CLEAN YOUR ASS OR YOU'LL HAVE KARL MARKS ALL YOUR LIFE. WHAT GIRL WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU AFTER KNOWING ABOUT THAT?

Fat Kid - "Sorry Ma, its just that when I sit for long periods of time, my ass becomes sweaty and produces crap. I especially smell during Gym! I have to occasionally wipe my ass like five times a day because my ass cheeks rub against each other."
by Ryan Dodds April 27, 2008
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marked lousy

when you get a bad mark on something
You got marked lousy on your driver's ed. (way to go)
by Peachy! August 29, 2006
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Mark Noble

Someone who thinks he is a moose and can do the peck dance. He sometimes is perceived as a bit chubby, but in fact is not chubby at all. He likes to wear little girl coats and can be a little weird at times.
That is totally a Mark Noble style.
by TrishaaaMurrayyyy January 04, 2012
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Mark Kim

1) Sings melancholy love songs at the noraebang.

2) Got a degree in engineering, his Master's at a Japanese university, his MBA from the Philippines---only to become...

3) One of 14 out of 1200 examinees who passed a grueling government exam enabling him to have an exciting (sarcasm here) career as a high-ranking customs official.

4) Speaks Korean, Japanese, some Chinese and knows the Filipino expressions: pangga; gigil; hay naku; sayang; masarap; plus a few cuss words.

5) Spends way too much time at the casino.

6) Depending on who you are you may either be (A) amused, (B) mildly irritated, or (C) have your pants charmed off by his lilting voice, animated expressions, and flirtatious antics. If you chose (C) then you'd have to be Mickey.
For some reason, Mark Kim looks like an actor straight out of Winter Sonata---it must be the white and pale blue coats he likes to wear.
by winglish phone December 01, 2011
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colon mark

the sign (:) used to mark a major division in a sentence, to indicate that what follows is an elaboration, summation, implication, etc., of what precedes; or to separate groups of numbers referring to different things, as hours from minutes in 5:30; or the members of a ratio or proportion, as in 1 : 2 = 3 : 6. (From Dictionary.Com)

You might think of a colon mark as saying "Watch what's next" or "Read on for more information."
Here is a fact about the colon mark: A colon is different from the semicolon.

or

The following colors are available:

- Red
- Blue
- Green
by MadamDeb November 16, 2010
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mark wood

A guy who talks about his high school days and favorite word is dude. Also wants to name his kid Morning
Dude, I just mark wood in high school
by SP1031 February 23, 2017
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Mark Messier

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.
I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.
by NYR forever November 17, 2005
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