May 3rd 

Kiss your homie day

Hey nigga wanna kiss? No homo

Nah bro that’s gay

It’s may 3rd, national kiss your homie day

May 3rd by Homie licker May 3, 2022

May 3

National give your friend named Jackson 20 dollars, flowers, and a kiss on the a**.

Person 1: Guys its may 3rd
Person 2: You know what that means!
Proceeds to give Jackson $20, flowers, and a kiss on the a**

May 3 by Jack jack 06 May 3, 2022

May 9th 

we’ll i was born on may 9th, and as far as i know i’m a pretty cool person, so this could be national cool person birthday-day

happy may 9th and happy birthday dude!

May 9th by therebeccajulip997 May 3, 2022

May 24 

if you’re born on this day, that means ur a LEGEND and everyone knows who you are. you are attractive and funny and your a straight up god.

you: i’m born on may 24
boy: omg! no way ur like a legend!

May 24 by lucyxxxxxx May 3, 2022

May 4th 

May 4th is a day dedicated to your homegirl dead. this entails you spam posting stuff and shoving her in your face

may 4th - (person) Hey what day is it? (other person) its the 4th of may, why? (person) oh its the first annual dead day then? (other person) I believe it is!

May 4th by jojoke.mp3 May 3, 2022

May 9 

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

May 9 by machary May 3, 2022

May 9th 

Kiss your boyfriend! Just kiss him on the lips to show him you love him!

Yo go kiss him
Ok
Wait your not gonna say anything about it
No
Your supposed to say why and I’m supposed to say its May 9th you know what never mind you screwed it up already

May 9th by writerperson69 May 4, 2022