Jordan Lago Dialed

When your kick scooter sounds like a basketball
Hit up paintballfuz and get your scooter Jordan Lago Dialed
by Skibbityfreshog October 25, 2020
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Jordan Gregory Seeley

Kind-hearted, loving, thoughful person. Tall, dark and handsome! Deep brown eyes that melt the heart. Sarcastic. Stubborn. Determined. Hard worker. Takes the world on his shoulders. Very independent. Mysterious personality. Shy to strangers. Privelage to be his family or close friend.

BEST HUSBAND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! Coolest person I have ever met and come to know. My first and only love.
Stranger: "Who is Jordan Gregory Seeley?"
Jess: "The greatest person I've ever known."
by Jess Seeley July 25, 2011
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Jordan (Pretty Lady)

A pretty lady with a cute laugh. A funny, amazing... Never negative girl, who is somewhat into astrology, but only if people read it to her. Loves iced coffee. Very energetic... Maybe not so energetic actually.

She is also sometimes referred to as Jords or CoolestChickOnTheBlock.
Bro #1: Who's that chick?
Bro #2: That's the Coolest Chick on The Block!

I saw this girl walking around with iced coffee...
Oh yeah that's Jordan (Pretty Lady)
by SexyBoy#1 November 24, 2021
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Jordan Poole Syndrome

When a male tends to act very different around the women , Or turns into mr funny guy and is obnoxiously different.
Turns into a whole different person when women are around
Yo this n** is really being jordan poole syndrome rn
by joxx3333 April 26, 2023
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Michael Jordan-ing

When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.
She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.
by OptimisticPrime January 08, 2015
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jordan acton potts

a sub species of martian that trys to fit in with humans always failing they have the same head as e.t amd will allways follow people around
your so strange you act like jordan acton potts
by jay hitler February 16, 2017
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