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Jonas

the sexiest guy alive and Has the biggest cock and knows how to fuck
Girl: Omg jonas fucked me soo good I still can”t use my legs
by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 4, 2025
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Jonah

He is very fat and big. Always gets a bonah when he sees girls. He likes every hot girl and loves big macs and mcdonlds. He always says the n word and swears. He doesnt know english and is very dumb
Omd he is a jonah
So fatty
by fatima kim jong un February 2, 2025
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jonah

only the best guys ever he is every thing u would ever want in a man
by jonah the king of the world February 6, 2025
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Jonasz

The name Jonasz is special, it normally likes squid game and the Melo Movie. it is normally realyy nice as a person but when alone it is a demon
Jonasz is special
by Brown-eyed human February 25, 2025
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Jonas Kr.

of course you are a social worker, and maybe not able to see that much more in yourself. Let me help you with that! You used to be tender - in like every part of life - how you treat plants, how you care about arkward people, the way you cook, the way you smoke, and how you saved me - by just beeing kind and thoughtful and attentive ! I'll allways be greatful for that - actually in a very sensitive way - at least since were get pretty close - i'll also thank you for that -
great guy, great performance - and maybe no one saw me in the way you saw me - because I trusted you that much, so I could just be myself - well .. I just want you to know, that even if it doesn't ever really exist, and never could have been or should have been- you are one these guys - that are never replaceble - and I enjoyd, like every second with you - and nothing makes me prouder than you listening to my childhood "traumas" - than you listening me - and the chance to share that with you ... all I could ever wish for, since I get to know you, is to get to know you as god as you seem to know me from the very first second

thank you every day - and wish you so much more than luck !
are you doing the dishes again, Jonas Kr.?

Jonas Kr.:"can you take of the laundry, roomate ...." - just slightly annoyed
by talkingj March 16, 2025
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Jonas

Man your a little bitch like Jonas
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Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner
Look its Jonah the boner
by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025
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