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Jew Raft

a super badass log that is floated down a stream or other water source
Joe,James, and Novesel floated there jew raft
by megaman9000 May 19, 2011
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Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021
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JEW STROKE

When a man masturbates with his palm downward. Also known as the reverse stroke.
Did you see that dirty ass bum jew stroken in the alley?
by Matt the stinkstar June 7, 2018
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Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?
God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.
by adrianhowell August 14, 2017
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Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
by Sappahire February 9, 2021
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jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
by Satchel lover January 22, 2014
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mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!
Mike the jew is always counting numbers
by guy in a tree January 18, 2012
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