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circle jerk

When a group of persons(usually male)stand in a circle around a large cookie and vigorously masturbate. The last one to arrive on the large cookie below must then consume the whole cookie.
"Dude, Ron ate it at the circle jerk on Friday."
by Jayman4:20 August 4, 2007
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Jerk Happy

Chronic masterbation from having nothing better to do with your time like working, exercising, or anything of value to society.
I got nothing accomplished today because I locked myself in my room and became jerk happy.
by Dr. Long Schlong STM August 14, 2009
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jerk pants

someone who is a jerk and also retarded.
by kid kre February 17, 2005
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jerk store

what you say to someone being a jerk
"Jerk Store called, they want you back"
by Aguy89 April 8, 2008
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Jerk

A person (usually male) who is the very essence of evil. They swear most all the time and have barely any knowledge of the world or of how to behave in public. Rude to people who "are different". Girls are often times crazy over these kinds of people mostly because they think they can change them or that being with them will keep them from being jerks. These guys will make the girl they are with cry and just sit there and watch while the girl's little nerdy friend tried to make her feel better. They get away with all kinds of nonsense and pick on small children by throwing them into the wall for doing the same evil, horrible, wrong things to the jerk's "girlfriend" that he does to her everyday. Bad people.
Jerk- Hey babe, I'm gay just so you know.
Jerk's Girlfriend- *cries*
Jerk- HAHA so yeah man did you see that movie the other day?
Nerdy friend of Jerk's Girlfriend- Are you alright? I told you he was bad news.
Jerk's Girlfriend- *cries some more and makes nerdy friend sad*
10 MINUTES LATER
Jerk's Girlfriend-I still love you even though it's obvious you don't care about me or how I feel.
by Youdon'tneedtoknowmyname June 12, 2009
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Jerk Bag

Some one who is exceptionally rude. A liar, a cheater, and completely inconsiderate. A combination of jerk and douche bag.
S.a.o: So he cheated on me, is married and has two kids that he lied to me about!

K.m.r: OMG! He is such a jerk bag!
by little miss lou February 22, 2010
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jerk off déjà vu

(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.
<ring ring> hello?

What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?

Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.

What?

<click>
by Noro Machine August 7, 2010
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