Indian Swiffer

Indian lady pussy squirts on the floor then mops it up with a turban

Guest: why does your house smell like curried trout?
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.

by Vice420 September 12, 2024

The Indian that grew from concrete

Even more heroic than a rose growing from concrete these days, since it's so rare to meet an Indian.

It was hard not to smile when you saw a real Indian in the Thanksgiving parade, to let people know they were still around. The Indian that grew from concrete lived on in a time when many had gone extinct.

by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021

Indian cocktail

An Indian cocktail is when you poop in a toilet then put your head down in it and flush.

Yeah bro, I had guests over last night and made Indian cocktails to welcome them

by _mr boy_ March 8, 2020

Indian twist

When a person twist your arm with one hand colockwise and the other counter clockwise and if done right it can break the skin from a true Indian

Wow that Indian twist howling wind gave me broke my arm

by Weenislord23 November 29, 2016

Indian ringneck

The bird who asks to much.

IRN:whatayadoin?!
Mafia boss: nuffin.
*irn flies away and comes back with police*
Mafia boss: SHIT! The bird told on us!
indian ringneck is long for IRN

by Browhoisusingbobthedude October 10, 2023

Indian punchingbag

The act of taking six rubber bands and wrapping them around your balls and having somebody punch the fuck out of them

Dude I experimented with some BDSM yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Indian punchingbag it was fucking awesome

by Dan V and Nicky g January 5, 2021

indian mummy

Decides to have a child,...then after child is born...regrets giving birth to child, then blames child for being born...
Indian mummy is very controlling and very feminine...she likes to gossip, go to parties, eat channa masala, beat you with chappal, and she is obviously a bollywood movie fanatic who has a crush on Hrithik Roshan...indian mummy enjoys watching her children drown in studies and extracurricular activities, overfeeding her children, and beating them with a slipper,...so watch out!

My indian mummy beat me with a slipper for simply using my phone for five minutes...

by leother1 July 6, 2023