im ejaculate

When you're ejaculate

Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

IME

Person who is weird, usually likes llamas. Drinker of beer and master procrastinator. General asshole with good sense of humor. Tolerable in small dosages.

Ime is day-drunk again pretending to be a galloping llama.

by Helen Wu April 3, 2017

im cooked

If you're saying "im cooked", you're saying "nah bro im dead". This phrase is usually used when someone is in trouble, or some bad situation. Sometimes it can be used for when you're exhausted.

"Nah bro we have a test today?! Shii, im cooked!! I didn't practice at all dawg! Ight, im finna cheat"

by mynameischickachickaslimshady_ May 29, 2024

im da bigest bird

im da bigest bird

im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird, oh im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird

by sidamon May 3, 2023

a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real

bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

by dogethatman September 18, 2025

Im bored

Send help! im bOrEd

Mayday im bord.

"Becky left me to do this thing all by myself, im bored, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by look in the tags November 21, 2018

im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh

means they wanna have seggs

person 1: im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh
person 2: oh so you wanna get in bed?

person 1: ohhh yeaaa

by izzy_145 July 13, 2022