An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"
The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"
You: "I-"
by EeveLyn November 30, 2020
Get the The hand-unitmug. The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes
aka Finger Flakes
by Sity January 1, 2008
Get the Hand tailsmug. Flashing and flaunting ones hands with fingers spread wide and palms facing inward in an exaggerated and embarrassingly shallow effort to draw attention to ones finger nails.
Don’t be hand fanning those Dollar Store press on nails in my face. These are the real deal! (hand fan) flash and click!
by South Side Shizzy April 27, 2020
Get the Hand Fanningmug. when a female of college age has no idea of a basic sexual position of standing and bending over...
A sexual position of deep penetration and absolute arousal that allows a bending position to be dominated by the penial partner
A sexual position of deep penetration and absolute arousal that allows a bending position to be dominated by the penial partner
by Kiki Sanchez January 17, 2011
Get the hands to heelsmug. The act of pissing with both hands on your waist and continuing a conversation. The subject matter is almost always sports related and this act commonly occurs when several men go camping
by m4224r September 16, 2012
Get the No Hands Fandongomug. When you put your hands in your pants as if you were digging for treasure, then you itch your balls and slide your hands between your Gooch, and when you take your hands out they are sweaty, sticky, and smelly from the Vietnam war zone they've just been in.
James has hella "Shrek Hands".
Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.
James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.
James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 15, 2018
Get the Shrek Handsmug. Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom
i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices
i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices
I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet
by Jono523 August 21, 2013
Get the Vampire Handsmug.