grant mustain

This type of grant is the funniest grant you'll ever meet. He's goofy, funny, smart, attractive, and all in all wonderful. He drives a cool car, and has lots of cool friends. Typically you will find grant mustain with ginger colored hair. Don't let this fool you, he may occasionally act like a blonde. He has a talent of making other humans laugh. His natural habitat is in his isolated bedroom in front of the shining green PC that he refers to as "friend". Do not mistake his computer friend as a best friend, for we all know every grant mustain has a ginger human best friend. To sum it up, a grant mustain is a pretty cool dude.

"He's been acting like a grant mustain all week!"
"I always enjoy being around a grant mustain."
"Did you hear that she went to prom with a grant mustain?"

by thatsilkgoosy11 May 30, 2018

Grant Baker

A blonde guy who really loves fortnite and loves it so much that he would marry it and have a child with it.

Wow, that guy really loves fortnite. He must be a Grant Baker.

by My names Nona buisness June 4, 2018

Grant Olson

He’s a fag. He’s also indecisive as fuck but a sexy man beast mmmmmm I’d smash.

“I’d smash Grant Olson, but I feel like it take 20 minuets for him to dicide when”

by Chesewallrus June 8, 2018

grant allen dorland

a sometimes annoying guy with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

"did you hear what Grant allen dorland did ?"
"Yeah ! He ate a cherry pie"

by cherrry pie June 11, 2018

Ghunteroo

A person who is a dumb asshole and has no skill in life.

Also can refer to a fan of ghunter.

Hey! You look lik a ghunteroo.
How can you be a ghunteroo?

by Ghunterooso June 11, 2018

Grantiose

When someone named Grant thinks he has a Grandiose idea, but it actually sucks.

Creating a tax on jobs to solve homelessness is a Grantiose idea.

by Winger the lion June 14, 2018

grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.

That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.

by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018