German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

German Bias

1 Getting beaten up by other Nations but just then your strengths are comin out.
2 Being shit until the team throws up and you have to defend.

"Everything was just fine, but then German Bias hit and his FDG got citadelled by a DD"

by N7_Machine December 26, 2021

German Breakfast

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022

German Empire

funny nerd guy from trollbox

German Empire

by Susman90000 March 12, 2022

German rubber duckie

when your girl squeezes your balls and you squeal.

bro my girlfriend gave me a German rubber duckie last night and it hurt.

by funky gunky March 29, 2022