Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.

Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010

Mother Fucker

A stupid ass dumb ass crack-headed ass slut ass bitch.
A person who has sexual contact with their mother.
A person who has sexual contact with any one's mother.

You bitch ass mother fucker!

by Tori November 21, 2003

dog fucker

someone who engages in sexual intercourse with canines.

A guy making love to a dog.

by uder July 14, 2003

bear fucker

an alcoholic avalanche that will bring utter chaos to you and everyone around you. its pretty much bad ass......
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)

take one bear fucker and you dance with a fat chick. take two bear fuckers and youll throw up on a fat chick. take three bear fuckers and youll throw up in the drunk tank

by bigwillystylesallinit November 30, 2009

mother fucker

a lucky son of a bitch that gets laid by a MILF

Have you heard the news? Jeffrey scored with Denise's mom last night! He is one lucky mother fucker!

by Yerffej November 17, 2009

Lesbian Cat Fucker

A lesbian who fucks cats or a woman who fucks lesbian cats

Telling your girlfriend after she cheats on you, you lesbian cat fucker, you ruined my life

by caitlynbree June 16, 2010

fuckernickel

1.) n. anything that is worth less than an actual nickel 2.) A ludicrous insult for ludicrous situations or people

The used car that I bought isn't worth a FUCKERNICKEL.

That guy is a real FUCKERNICKEL.

by R. Evans April 3, 2004