Dave Cormier

A sexy man with a beastly beard. Legend has it women orgasm as he walks by them.

"Did you feel a breeze?"
"No but i think i just had a Dave Cormier in my pants"

by Wolfgangmang February 10, 2017

Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.

Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"

by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021

Dave Neal

A verb used when watching Dave Neal's (power recapper's) YouTube channel.

I'm going to go do some laundry and Dave Neal it.

by iwillbenkoyou January 22, 2022

dave the magical cheese wizard

hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023

dave

a cat

dave is a cat

by professionel May 22, 2023

dave jr

A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair

Dave Jr has a small penis

by Connor o'neal August 20, 2016

Dave

retard

Dave is a retard

by The Government of Philippines August 11, 2023