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by I eat poop 69 January 21, 2022

cum tank

A female (or fag) that tends to guzzle large quantities of cum.

damn, that ho is a cum tank.

by george smith February 21, 2004

cum swapping

two chicks exchanging a cumshot

He came in her mouth and she cum- swapped the load in her friend's mouth

by The Problem Solver June 22, 2004

cum laude

academic distinction.

Summa cum laude : the best
Magna cum laude : very good
Cum laude : good, but not that good.

I am so sapiosexual, I need a man who graduated cum laude

by CocoFrench June 29, 2013

cum dumper

A guy that dumps large amount of cum in any hole that a woman has

The Cum Dumper droped his load in the Cum Dumpster

by The Cum Dumper November 3, 2006

Sad Cum

When you masturbate to some shitty porn so when you ejaculate your cum leaks out, instead of shooting out, as if your penis is crying at how bad your taste is.

I watched some pretty bad porn today and had a sad cum, man I wish it would shoot out like it used to.

by Spaz69 October 22, 2014

Cum Knuckling

Barbaric way to impregnate a woman. The correct method would involve firstly restraining a woman. Next a male will proceed to orgasm onto his fist where he will punch the female in the vagina. Repeat with fresh cum every 2-3 hits to insure efficiency on this most delicate of procedures.

This valentine's day my wife and I will be cum knuckling our night away after I take her out for a nice seafood dinner.

-or-

I was about to cum knuckle you babe, why do you look so sad?

Cum knuckled is the correct past-tense.

by Slacks.Hoxsie February 16, 2009