ice cream hair

a hairstyle, favored by african american women, in which hair is swirled and varnished in a way that it resembles the swirl of a dairy-queen ice cream cone

That Tashiqua has got some serious ice cream hair.

by MSG November 9, 2006

cream your jeans

To ejaculate in your pants.

Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.

by Steve July 22, 2003

Cream Pie Child

A person who's mother was impregnated during a pornographic film.

Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.

by SUSUGAM October 23, 2005

The cream corn surprise

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .

"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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by Shitcakedasshairs July 4, 2016

Ice Cream Sandwich

A fucking sandwich made of chocolate cookies and vanilla ice cream. Not something to do with sex or shitting on someone. Thats nasty bro. Like, why would you take a delicious ice cream treat and turn it dirty minded?

You see, this (see GIF below), is an ice cream sandwich. Not that nasty shit y’all think up.

by your local ass November 15, 2019

Cream cake poisoning

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.

Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!

In everyday use:-

Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.

by LoneDragoon90 November 15, 2009

UPS cream pie

When you jizz inside of a box, tape it back up and then deliver it to its destination.

Give that box the old UPS cream pie

Oh fuck not again I got UPS cream pied!

by The package handlers December 15, 2020