Cracker Goop

The ejaculated semen of a white-caucasion male.

im choking on cracker goop

by Zak March 28, 2003

graham cracker

A person who is half-white, half-Mexican.

Mom's from Mississippi, Dad's from Mexico, so I'm a graham cracker.

by bubba22 September 10, 2005

Rice Cracker

A person of Caucasian descent (White) who is obsessed with all things Asian. This includes the obsession with Asian culture, Martial Arts, people,language... etc. Will usually be seen with an Asian girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband. This word has a similar meaning to "Rice Queen" but can be applied to both genders.

If you're the only white guy or girl at an Asian wedding, you're probably a "Rice Cracker" :)

by Duc Truong June 21, 2008

Cracker Tits

Cracker Tits- A saying screamed out by intense video gamers during a time of great anxiety.

Your player is dying and help is to far away...

Gamer: CRACKER TITS!

by CleverGirl9 September 1, 2009

graham cracker

An old person who tries to act cool.

Kid: Hey! Get a load of the graham cracker! Ahaha!
Man: Is that a geezer on a skateboard?!
Old Man: LOOGAME! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kid & Man together: A 360 Varial McTwist?!

by Smart American Male October 18, 2006

Angry Cracker

When a white men, and only a white man, uses shit as a lubricant while masturbating, and when you are finished, you take the excess shit and put it into a bucket. You then turn on meatspin.com and leave the room

Last night i was feeling down after Sheniqua left me for a small horse, so i preceded to give myself an angry cracker and then go to bed.

by Claire "Transsexual" Murray September 24, 2006

Cracker Snatcher

Black guy that uses his prowess, i.e. oversized cock, to date exclusively white women, thereby making them unavailable to white guys. Fortunately, white guys don't mind as the snatchers tend to usually end up with the fattest, nastiest trailer park whores anyway.

friend #1 "I feel so sorry for Paul, some cracker snatcher made off with his wife."

friend #2 "Well, you had to see it coming, she's been complaining about his tiny wang for years."

friend #1 "I guess those back problems he's been having were the final straw for her."

friend #2 "I always thought he was a fag anyway, maybe he'll find a good man now"

by Martyr_T September 5, 2008