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cold beverages 

a cold can of beer or cold homo dick wit fungis
cold beverages by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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cold lounging 

The act of relaxing with a cold beverage, most notably beer, especially after a hot, difficult, long or boring activity. Cold lounging is often done with a friend and occurs in the most pleasant surroundings that can be readily located without unduly extending the hot, difficult, long or boring activity.

In verb form, cold lounge.
After battling the crowd returning from the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Spek and King stopped at a sidewalk cafe for some primo cold lounging.
cold lounging by Gunzz December 9, 2008

cold pringle

A sexual act regarding the males scrotum dipping into the mouth of a sexual partner. To qualify as a cold pringle the person engaging in the activity must be completely naked and out in an environment with snow. The snow is mandatory.
Steve: Gee, that was a nice cold pringle
JonBenet: Yeah I know you sucked on my balls really hard
cold pringle by Larencio Castiejo December 10, 2007

Cold Ankles 

A) A hoopy person, usually a guy.

B) Someone with cold ankles.

(Usually A)
A) See him, he has really Cold Ankles

B) He must have cold ankles.

Cold Turkey 

When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.
As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.
Cold Turkey by TFroster November 1, 2009

Cold-Lady Party 

A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.
"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."

"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"
Cold-Lady Party by Ian Thane November 20, 2009