Cock Festival

Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.

We went to the house party, but it turns out it was just a gigantic cock festival so we went home.

by Kevomanw3443 December 18, 2007

COCK NOG

A holiday cum shot given any time between Thanksgiving and New Years.

Amie gave me a great blow job in the copy room during the company holiday party. I gave her a mouth full of cock nog.

by twotone December 11, 2009

cock pancakes

pancakes with cum on them

My girl had fresh cock pancakes for breakfast.

by pussymasta6969 October 8, 2014

cock lube

The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.

Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.

Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.

by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013

cock botherer

Flirtatious gay man; term of insult aimed at a heterosexual man with tinted hair highlights (see also 'tinted twat').

Craig, what have you done with your hair? You look like a cock botherer.

by Nick T W January 1, 2008

cock work

the relative ability of a person to satisfyingly perform sexually for a man.

She does such good cock work, she had me cumming in thirty seconds.

by burtoni February 26, 2011

no cock october

A month were girls or boy are not allowed to have some cock or suck it

Hey Vanessa are you ready for no cock October? That means no more sucking my cock for dinner.

by Googer Kid November 17, 2020