cool-cool-awesome 

a level of cool transcending awesome. a state of being.

Band is cool-cool-awesome!

cool-cool-awesome by anonymous June 25, 2003

cool frijoles

a way of saying cool beans but in Miami, where it is a must to integrate spanish into everything.

We done have a quiz today!
Cool frijoles.

cool frijoles by Amanda RF May 23, 2006

Cool story bro 

The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.

As made famous by Katie Dalmas.

":M---|---< DUCKMAN! :M-|-< ASIAN DUCKMAN!"

"Cool story bro."

Cool story bro by LJonesy October 6, 2011

Cool dude 

Something you say to your someone when they tell you something that could be interesting but you feel like being a sarcastic dick. Make sure you let that cool really ring out like this: cooooooooool. ussually followed up by a quick comment about something better you have done.

James: Matt i got my license!!

Matt: Cool dude i got mine three fucking years ago.

James: You're a dick

Matt: Atleast i've had my license for three years

Cool dude by James Meyerhoff January 22, 2009

Cool sorry bro 

This is the proper phrase for interrupting a boring monologue while simultaneously tripping or smacking the offender.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.

Boring person: "And then I drove my minivan to the pharmacy and I was only five minutes ahead of schedule and..."
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"

Cool sorry bro by KristopherWindsor June 8, 2011

Cool cat 

A grown man and paedophile who masquerades in an orange cat suit like a furry whose intent is to terrorize and torture bullies. He is the product of the bestiality between a man (Daddy Derek) and an anthropomorphic female cat.

"I'm cool cat and I love all kids"
-Cool cat

Cool cat by The Greek God Mark December 21, 2019

Cool Story Blow 

when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid

on your dick like a blowjob

''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''

''cool story blow''

''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''

''cool story blow''

''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''

''cool story blow''

Cool Story Blow by MozeleyBaby November 24, 2010