p chode

a poopy chode, most likely from partaking in gay butt sex.

when ed took his penis out of nick's butt he gave him a p chode.

by davis024 April 29, 2005

Rhino Chode

A mammoth sized chode, a penis that is very heavy and girthy, but is micro in the length category.

"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."

by LTG69969 October 08, 2023

Sneaky Chode

When a dudes huge bulge makes you think he has a nice big dick, when in reality it's just a chode.

I thought Rob had a big dick but it turns out it was just a Sneaky Chode

by Oniro September 01, 2017

Overnight Chode

A guy or girl who was once cool as fuck but seemingly turned into a dick smoke over night. This usually occurs for no reason.

Fuckin James used to the coolest mf ever until last month he became an overnight chode.

by MyVeinyMeat February 14, 2022

chode masta

The slimiest hairiest juiciest little chode of all. The lease of the juicy chodes and all the chodes praise him

Kevin-hey brendon do you love the chode
Brendon-Fuck chodes
Kevin-NEVER DISOBEY THE CHODE MASTA

by king of chodes December 27, 2015

Chili chode

A shit covered short penis or chode.

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.

by Geve July 11, 2013

hairy chode

a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.

ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"

by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019