California Virgin 

someone who hasn’t done butt stuff

Kaitlyn is the biggest california virgin i’ve ever met

California Virgin by ladykiller97 October 25, 2022

California Reschedule 

When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.

Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!

Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place

Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!

California Reschedule by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022

California cousin spit roast 

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

California cousin spit roast by Calicousin November 22, 2022

California Sick 

When you aren't sick but you don't go to work anways

Tomorrow is going to be one of those California Sick days

California Sick by ravanasha January 31, 2023

California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.

if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

California Countdown by gxgsgdhdgfh March 15, 2023

California girls 

They are unforgettable, daisy dukes bikinis on top, sun kissed skin so hot it will melt your popsicle.
They are undeniable, fine, fresh, fierce, they have it on lock, they represent the west coast, now put your hands up.

dude I cant stop thinking about California girls

California girls by THEREALURBANDICTIANARYBUTREALI March 17, 2023

California Gold Rush 

When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.

I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.

California Gold Rush by FredQuackington April 4, 2023