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Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.
" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"
by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013
mugGet the Bro Muffsmug.

sketchy bro

A bro who thinks he's a good bro, but bails on his friends for foolish, frivolous, selfish reasons.
Guy 1: Man, Bricker is such a sketchy bro.
Guy 2: Tell me about it. We made plans and he totally bailed on us for selfish, frivolous reasons.
by dtom1911 February 11, 2012
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Bro toke

when you and your friends take a toke together, the oldest one lights their lighter while the others hold the butane button on theirs, then they all take a toke together from their bongs💗
Jeff: "bro let's take a bro toke"

Geoff: "alright bro"
by Don3rgarage September 14, 2020
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Worm Bros

A human worm hybrid that has existed for millions of years.
by Worm Bro Jack May 6, 2022
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Inter-bro

Inter-bros are bros who only know each other through the internet. It's a guy who you know would be one of your best friends in person, but you only know each other through sites on the internet such as 4chan, or tumblr. It can also apply to bros who moved away so now they are only reachable online.
Friend 1: "Dude, steve breznek would totally be in our friend group if he lived here."

Friend 2: "I know man, he likes all the same things we do. He's totally our Inter-bro. "
by Neverkilled December 15, 2011
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Headskimo Bros

The Union of two bros after both having received a blowjob from the same girl.
Dick and Evan became Headskimo Bros after both receiving a blowjob from the same hoe at a party.
by Kidmescudi October 31, 2016
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soft bro

A term used to describe a straight man, often white, who has done the work to deconstruct toxic masculinity, but is still a bro. Their social environment consists of queer women, gay man, and other soft bros.

Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.

Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
"Last night Martin and I went to watch a documentary about LGBTQIA immigration policies in the US and then we hit the bar and had like at least 15 beers. He's such a soft bro! He even let me borrow his Patagonia jacket cause it was SO chilly out! He only said two problematic things all evening."
by Jolene in the bay August 12, 2023
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