When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.
by Candygem729 November 14, 2016
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by Comanche February 17, 2017
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Get the score boner mug.A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.
"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."
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"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."
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"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017
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Get the Nerd Boner mug.That feeling of ecstasy when nabbing the sweet sweet loot in a game and then bragging about it on comms to all your team mates who are probably pissed at having to cover your ass for delaying them.
Specifically Nav and James.
Specifically Nav and James.
by KFC_anon February 8, 2018
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