Green Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while taking a shit while smoking a big fat blunt.

Guy One: Dude guess what!?!
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*

by Operation Asian Invasion July 12, 2010

straight greens

Marijuana, just marijuana

John: yo do you want any chop in your bowl?
Guy: no I just want straight greens.

by Gumi May 1, 2016

Green-Haven

Aka: Haven. The green smoking capital of Sacramento. Run By Ev and Gtr.

Lets burn a Backwood at Royal Green Ave, in the Haven.

by E Money November 25, 2004

Gandalf the green

Gandalf the green is a term used for a marijuana dealer that messages you notifying you that he has just got weed if you are looking for it when all other dealers have failed you.

Guy 1: "You get sorted?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"

Guy 1: "What do we do now?"

Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"

Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"

Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."

by Santabae January 26, 2017

Green Deek

In Super Smash Bros, the rare form of Donkey Kong which only shows up when on the green team in team battle.

'Oooh I got Green Deek. The rarest form of all the Deeks.'

by Blakito October 3, 2016

GREEN HIPPIE

A DIE HEART 420MOBB FAN

EVERYONE KEEPS CALLING ME A GREEN HIPPIE BECAUSE ALL I LISTEN TO IS 420MOBB

by 420MOBB EMPIRE October 12, 2019

Green Cocktail

This is when you roll the most ridiculous blunt:

1/3 Weed
1/3 The Herb
1/3 Salvia

This is the ulitmate high.

Eddie: Yo we smoked that green cocktail and i was so blown.

Frank: Ya dog, i was hallucinating and shit, that was crazy.

by The Bird and Zues January 11, 2010