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bushes baked beans

When you cum on a girl who has a bush
Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl
by Andrewsium April 23, 2018
mugGet the bushes baked beansmug.

Bake

A word for a guy who tries to get a girl despiretly for one month.Then entirely fucking it up like he fucks up everythig.
by The sexy librarian May 14, 2018
mugGet the Bakemug.

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that
by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023
mugGet the stale baked potatomug.

baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.
I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.
mugGet the baked potatomug.

BAKED BIRD

ˈbeɪkt bə d noun

under the influence of chicken wings.

"GET BAKED NOT FRIED"
"Hey, how's it going?, Shall we get BAKED BIRD tonight?"
"Who's feeling to get BAKED BIRD?"
by Baked Bird November 28, 2021
mugGet the BAKED BIRDmug.

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
mugGet the cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the godsmug.

Bake

v. (derogatory) to communally interpret and draw connections between disparate information to draw (often pre-decided, absurd, and/or entirely false) conclusions, as is done in conspiracy theorist communities. Often takes place shortly after an event occurs or information is revealed that, to any reasonable person, would immediately disprove the conspiracy theory.

Originated with the QAnon conspiracy theory, whose followers would call themselves “bakers” following “crumbs” of information given to them by a supposed government insider. This self-identification has been largely abandoned, and the term “bake” is now used mainly by critics of such communities.

Information or narratives which have gone through the above process of interpretation can be said to have been “baked”.
Their prediction of doomsday having not come to pass, the followers pre-heated their ovens and prepared to bake an explanation.
by Squalidarity October 10, 2023
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