Bacon Ass Ho

A slutty girl from Tampa whose ass is so wide, it's like a side of pork.

"Dude, I can't believe you got with that fat chick. She's a bacon ass ho!"

by Kristaline September 26, 2009

Chocolate/Bacon Theory

The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.

Chocolate/Bacon Theory Equation:

f + cb >= f

by Professor Luds December 21, 2008

Bacon Up

A widely know alternative to sayings like "Man Up" or "Harden Up". Very popular saying in Japan as Bacon is generally served cold and hard in Tokyo and is widely regarded as the central ingredient for western foods consumed by hard dudes.

Mike says; "I can't make it any further, the road is too hard".
Drew says; "C'mon Mike, Bacon Up!".

by Bacon73 February 03, 2010

Sunday Bacon

When one decides to fuck his or her spouse in the ass while cooking bacon on a Sunday morning.

So I was giving my wife the Sunday Bacon the other day and I almost burnt breakfast!

by Yung Slice March 05, 2021

bacon bracket

Inside hangers under the lady lips

so I sliced through the bacon bracket...as you do

by Coppo January 25, 2005

bacon and cheese

a midnight snack (particularly a tasty one) served piping hot

bacon and cheese is a delicious thing for your mouth and it is even better in thee summer when its tan and also you can eat chocolate sauce and sushi with it ;)

by spencerkusher July 10, 2011

Bangin Bacon

the act of banging a chick while frying bacon or any other type of meat. this is good to do when you plan of have sex during lunch time or having sex for so long you get hungry. this technique is good for picnics and sex days.

Bro #1 " so how was your day yesterday?"

Bro#2 : " fucking amazing! me and my girlfriend had sex all day! we even did some Bangin Bacon!"

by webber18 March 04, 2010