Arse Floss

Long hair? Bubble butt?
When washing your hair and discover a collection of hair in the crack of your arse when drying.
Whilst drying her body after washing her hair she discovered nature's 'Arse Floss' in the crevice of her butt. Flossing her hole as she pulled it out.
by Jinx'83 May 05, 2021
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whipe yourd fuckin arse

When someone is acting out of the norm or questionable
Mom: "Are you high son?"
Son: " whipe yourd fuckin arse"
by Elpadre D Tuhijo January 07, 2019
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Sparsely-arsely

The arse man's 'strictly-dickly.'
by Captain Croke August 22, 2018
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Sprocket arse it

To consume alcoholic or narcotic beverages via anal ingestion and retention until intoxication.
Them thar skooligan gals in elementary was in the toilets sprocket arse it a slim Jim each so as teacher wouldn't smell it on their breath ...like , yeah man !
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss June 23, 2021
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wallet arse

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.
Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.
by joelster7455 October 12, 2015
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Arse-keg

The act of opening the anal cavity to allow a group of 10+ strangers to urinate, deficate & ejaculate into the ‘arse keg’. The ‘arse keg brew’ is then allowed 10 minutes to settle, before being serving to the group of participating strangers to sip and enjoy through a straw.
“Hey have you seen Daisy?”
“Yeah, she’s in the corner being the Arse-Keg’”
Or

“Hey, are you down to party tonight?!?”

Damn right, I wouldn’t miss an arse keg party!”
by ArseGerbil December 20, 2017
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