National slap arse day

November 6th, national slap arse day is a free opportunity to slap somebody’s bums

Lewis slapped my arse but it’s national slap arse day

by Jamiecrookk November 04, 2020

Drip arse

Someone who's a complete melt and arsehole. These people are fucking stupid cunts that are complete dickheaded bastards to others.

"OI BARRY YA DRIP ARSE CUNT, YA MADE AH RIGHT MUG OF YAHSELF!"

"SHUT UP PHIL YA DOPEY CUNT, I HOPE YA DIE!"

"THATS A BIT FAR INIT...YA A COMPLETE DRIP ARSE AIN'T YA!"

by BigdickLJ February 13, 2021

Black arse

A black arse is a black person’s butt, usually someone from African origins.

Person 1: Do you eat black arse?
Person 2: No, I prefer white ones.

by TakeThatDuragOff February 20, 2021

nappy arse

Someone who claims to have a big arse but in reality it’s painful to look at.

That Kurt Dillion fella has a huge fucking nappy arse

by Bupppp January 16, 2020

monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse

by Strongdickgame December 15, 2020

Sprocket arse it

To consume alcoholic or narcotic beverages via anal ingestion and retention until intoxication.

Them thar skooligan gals in elementary was in the toilets sprocket arse it a slim Jim each so as teacher wouldn't smell it on their breath ...like , yeah man !

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss June 23, 2021