Tap that arse

To have Anal Sex with

"Judy's peach is so fine, I'd love to tap that arse.."

by Only if you're doing it right! February 20, 2023

Sprocket arse it

To consume alcoholic or narcotic beverages via anal ingestion and retention until intoxication.

Them thar skooligan gals in elementary was in the toilets sprocket arse it a slim Jim each so as teacher wouldn't smell it on their breath ...like , yeah man !

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss June 23, 2021

arse hole cunt

One of worst type of person you could encounter , worse than an typical arse hole, worse than a cunt, more spastic than an oncock. Simply worst of the worst

Have a look at oncock, hanging off every cunts cock thinking he'll get some where real fast what a fucking arse hole cunt.

by maxwell-monty November 1, 2021

Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015

chicken arse licker

chicken arse licker is a person who is obsessed with kfc chicken commonly used in staffordshire and stoke-on-Trent

Dude craig is such a chicken arse licker

by Leanne&taylor February 24, 2024

Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally someone that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.

That work you did looked good, until I did a propper inspection and found out your just a rough arsed git

by Kill_crazy March 7, 2024

not arsed

Someone who do not give a fuck. Usually from northern moore and are probably a 6 year old with no manners.

"Safe hannah kath and Larne. I'm not arsed yanno."

"I'm not arsed that Larnes a poo stain or that Hannah drinks diet coke. I'm not arsed that Katherine is a princess"

by Klhc2k17dickheaaaaad March 2, 2017