e-tarded

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.

AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.

by GeetSquad May 13, 2010

tard

Object of free sexual gratification.

Ex: Dude, we took turns wailing on that 'tard, man! Leroy even gave her a dirty sanchez! w00t!

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

G-tard

Anyone who Googles everything, from spelling to proving an argument. Totally reliant on Google

"he is such a G-tard he even needs to Google breakfast recipes to work out how to pour milk on his cereal"

by action ant July 25, 2012

ee-tard

A combination an Idiot and a Retard.

God, Chels, your such an ee-tard.

by Becca (ah-masing)!! June 27, 2008

'tard hook

The act of mocking of someone who is acting like a retard, but is NOT handicapped, by holding your hand like a hook over your chest as to appear "retarded" yourself.

My friend was acting stupid, so I told him to hold his 'tard hook up high!

by Joscel June 23, 2011

koosh-tard

Any person who encompasses the traits of both a jerk and an idiot.

Dude, that mime in the park was such a koosh-tard!

by Megan and Michael October 10, 2008

Fuck Tard

A person who fucks up everything in a way of not knowing their fucking up. Fuck Tard.

Look at this fuck tard, he can't wipe his ass without getting it up his back.

by FcknFredward December 19, 2016