Wiki Addict

Someone who can't live without wikipedia. will most likely have wikipedia as their home page, and in extreme cases may have the wikipedia home page as their desktop background. They can spend anywhere up to 500 plus days on wikipedia without the need for food, after which they wikipedia 'Food' to make them eat again. These addict's usually are male and have the name JOSH. and if anyone dis's wikipedia they will choke them to death. If these addict's dont fullfil their daily wikipedia requirements they can end up in a wikipedia induced coma, which may result in death. An easy way to know if someone is a wiki addict, they usually know everthing and start "nerdjacking"!, only because they wiki everything

Metro 2033 is awesome!!!!!!

Josh, you havent even played it before, you have just wikied it.

NNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!WIKIPEDIA

You Wiki addict!

by GLITCHYFANBOY June 28, 2011

Gas Addict

A person who loves anything that has a motor and runs on gas.

My boyfriend is such a Gas Addict ! He is always watching motorsports on t.v. and wants to take me muddin' on the weekends. For his birthday I am going to buy him a Gas Addict t-shirt to make it official!

by Gas Addict #1 June 30, 2011

Ink Addict

One who constantly craves in getting more and more tattoos.

Hey dude, you see that guy covered in ink over there?
Yeah man, that guy is a boss, must be an Ink Addict.

by Jmfootball1993 January 29, 2012

Urban Addictionary

Someone addicted to Urban Dictionary

Guy 1: What the hell is an iFinger?

Guy 2: I don't know, look it up on Urban Dictionary
Guy 3: No need guys, it's when you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.
Guy 1: Since when did you become an Urban Addictionary?

by Sethlikeswafflez March 10, 2012

Rock Addiction

When you spend all your paycheck in 3 days on rocks, not crack, just heady ass rocks..

Eric: Oh Snap!, I just spent $400 on a head stash piece of Tourmaline!

Johnna: You're fucking crazy, you've got a god damn rock addiction!

by RocksInYOsOCKS! April 14, 2012

Exclamark Addict

Person who abuses exclamation marks in written communication (texts/IMs/emails/messageboards).

"Don't think of me as a grammar nazi, but you have a problem. You are an exclamark addict."

by sanzinc September 7, 2013

drug addiction enabler

drug addiction enabler

Enabling is a term often used in the context of a relationship with an addict. It might be a drug addict or alcoholic, a gambler, or a compulsive overeater. Enablers, rather than addicts, suffer the effects of the addict's behavior. Enabling is “removing the natural consequences to the addict of his or her behavior.”

How to do it wrong: Young woman comes home and asks her parents for $500 for rent. They ask why she can’t pay her rent. She says she lost her wallet and she had all her rent money in it. Although she was short on her rent the month before and she has been sick a lot lately, the parents don’t ask any more questions. They get her the cash and she leaves. (aka - drug addiction enabler)

How to do it wrong: Young woman comes home and asks her parents for $500 for rent. They ask why she can’t pay her rent. She says she lost her wallet and she had all her rent money in it. Although she was short on her rent the month before and she has been sick a lot lately, the parents don’t ask any more questions. They get her the cash and she leaves. (aka - drug addiction enabler)

by lesser of 2 eviles July 28, 2016