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He consumes acids

Phrase or statement that indicates that somebody is significantly overweight or obese, the latter of which is guaranteed caused by consuming more acidic foods than alkaline foods.
Person A: Nikocado Avocado is so fat and ugly
Person B: Yeah, that is because he consumes acids. All the time.
by justleafy2003 May 20, 2022
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Planed car accident

When a car falls off a plane on accident and hits someone/something/property
"Your mom died in a planed car accident"
(often misspelled as planned which is an honest mistake)
by 5066y c4t May 22, 2022
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Master of acid wits

Someone online who excels at insulting people, typically your local Social Media Troll or some guy with a big ego and anger issues you met in some Video Game.
Person 1: fxxk off loser. Lmao. 😹😹😹

Person 2: bro is a master of acid wits
by frnchfrie5 November 24, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Saharan Skiing Accident

When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.
Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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The vat of acid

When you piss in a girls mouth and then hawk lugies into it
Dude that bitch was a freak she let me do the vat of acid
by nigga bean jones August 1, 2025
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