An absolute sped.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.
Michael - "Doodle you fat bitch I hit more bills then you"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"
by FatDoodlePuff May 8, 2019
Get the Michael Heflinmug. The 120 minutes (at least) where you are sitting with a mixed emotion of extreme visual entertainment and a serious WTF sensation.
Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.
Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.
P1: Dude I just saw Transformers 3.. It was the biggest Michael Baygasm I've ever seen.
P2: Dude i know .. WTF .. .. She was pretty fucking hot though huh ?!
P1: Explosions and stuff !! and fuck yea she was !!
P2: Dude i know .. WTF .. .. She was pretty fucking hot though huh ?!
P1: Explosions and stuff !! and fuck yea she was !!
by Gasmed out October 13, 2011
Get the Michael Baygasmmug. Kalib: "Look it's Michael Kash!"
Ethan: "uh oh, he's got a sniper..."
Coy: "FUUUUUCKKKK! I GOT SNIPED"
Ethan: "uh oh, he's got a sniper..."
Coy: "FUUUUUCKKKK! I GOT SNIPED"
by Gingerdude130 August 1, 2020
Get the Michael Kashmug. Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?
Lopez: Ok.
Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?
Lopez: Michael Vick
Lopez: Ok.
Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?
Lopez: Michael Vick
by OMGiTzBRONO August 8, 2007
Get the Michael Vickmug. To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.
Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!
by Listat September 7, 2007
Get the Michael Vickmug. You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)
The Michael Jordan
by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009
Get the The Michael Jordanmug. A running back for the Atlanta Falcons.
by TheBest May 13, 2005
Get the Michael Vickmug.