Twitch Widow

When your mate is still alive, but constantly streams on twitch and plays video games.

Man, at first it was great, but lately i've been feeling like a twitch widow.

by Murderousdoll05 May 4, 2018

Poké Widower

A man who has lost his spouse to an addiction to Pokémon Go.

Poor Bill, ever since his wife got her phone fixed he's returned to being a Poké Widower.

by rlsaine July 7, 2018

Basketball widow

A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)

My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.

by Miz Pee November 4, 2019

Young Widower

A teen or young boy/girl who has broken up with his girlfriend/boyfriend and has not yet decided to consent to a relationship after a year or two

Did you hear about Martha? I heard she's a young widower now after giving up on love

by Meskimo, The Fallen Angel April 26, 2020

Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0

A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask

1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "

by Bloxxin&Chilling#6185 April 26, 2020

MacKenzie Widdowson

MacKenzie on the streets, BigMac in the sheets.
Mac likes to spend her time watching Attack on Titan erotica and wanking to nugget porn. She can often be found trying to avoid Elsa Guidon's advances or buddy wanking to pictures of Liam Parker

Elsa Guidon: "Hey MacKenzie Widdowson...Are you part of the McDonald's menu? Cuz I'd love to eat out a BigMac right now."
Mac: "No, Elsa, Fuck off,"

by Louie Bowen hater123 November 21, 2020

Fracking widow

A wife who’s husband is in the oil industry / fracking industry and works for extended amounts of time leaving his wife for weeks at a time.

My husband is leaving for his hitch and making me a fracking widow for two weeks.

by Ckay2u7 February 18, 2021