gooch weasel

the game of sticking a weasel up your gooch, similar to adult yo-yo game.

Hello would you like to play gooch weasel and watch futa?

by diesel2339 December 31, 2025

Sneaky Phuckin Weasel

A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.

That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!

by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 1, 2010

Wiggle the Weasel

(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.

To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.

by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010

Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

and you weeeeeeren't?

The immediate response to anyone accusing you of being tricked or deceived.

1: <your name>, did you get tricked again?

2:... and you weeeeeeren't?

by KnucklestheGuardian March 16, 2011

dancing with the weasel

to have sex
wild rough sex

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight

by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011