chronic weed 

THe Bombest Shyt Youve Ever SMOKED that gets you Beyond Fucked UP$$$$$

Chronic weed is WIth red hairss or HUGe Ass BOMB CRYSTAL'S!!!!

chronic weed by tishanda April 30, 2006

Dick Weed

a person who thinks he is the best but is actually a real dumbass shitface pole-up-ur-ass who for some reason everybody still seems to think is cool

this kid came to our school who i cant stand.. his name is Dick Weed

Dick Weed by fcm09 August 1, 2009

Sea Weed

A term describing a person who is tripping shit after swimming whilst high on marijuana. This term is also used when a drowned man is found on a beach with marijuana in his pocket.

Example A
Lifeguard A: "oh shit, we got some sea weed in the water."
Lifeguard B: "Damn, those pot heads always come here trippin' shit and make people stop coming to the beach
Lifeguard A: "Yeah, we better go get that guy out of there, he might drown."
Lifeguard B: "Well we might as well watch him go for a bit, it might get funny."
Lifeguard A: "Yeah that is a good idea."

Example B
Rasta A: "Ja mon, i just dun found some Mary Jane In some drowned man's pocket."
Rasta B: "Holy Ganja, come here right quick and we smoke dat stuff off."
Rasta A: "Nah mon, this be my first sea weed i ever done found. I be saving dis stuff for da Jamaican forest fire that be happening soon."
Rasta B: "Ja mon that be a good idea, sea weed be some lucky stuff. I one time found some of dat shit and i won three ounces of Mary Jane."
Rasta A: Well mon, i tink u should come here right quick and do some smokin wit me. I save half for da Jamaican Forest Fire."

Sea Weed by DA RASTA MON February 29, 2012

weed 

Slang for marijuana. Weed is most often smoked as an illegal drug all over the world.

That man was arrested for smoking weed.

weed by Ainolketta March 9, 2005

rape weed 

A natural plant found commonly in many coastal areas (very similar to spinifex). Rape weed can be found in large concentrations off the coast of Perth, Western Australia on the small island of Rottnest. The effects of smoking rape weed are hallucinogenic and can render the smoker delusional and with an irresistible urge to rape anything and everything.

"Fucking look out boys, Robert had a stash of A-grade rape weed and he just smoked the lot in one go!!! Cromwell is going to be spitting fucking chips when he finds out!!!"

rape weed by demonica June 16, 2012

buy some weed off me later! 

the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past

-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"

buy some weed off me later! by Mitchyyy October 18, 2009

Cat hair weed

Cat hair weed is marijuana that is found on the floor of your friends room that is covered in cat hair, it is weed lost from the table by small mistakes when either rolling a joint, blunt or when packing a bowl to smoke. This weed is considered free and is readily smoked with no hard feelings from it owner. Also it is often packed into unsuspecting smokes bowls so that everyone can laugh at them for not knowing. Similar to a nature bowl

You find weed on the carpet that is covered in cat hair or other debris, that is cat hair weed

Cat hair weed by Lonesmoker January 16, 2012