urban dictionary

The Wikipedia of dictionaries, Urban Dictionary is the rallying point for people with sick and clever minds alike. A great place for a great laugh. Way better than a real dictionary. And not a waste of paper, either :D

HANNAH: Hey, what does gloggenschnorff mean?
JENNIFER: Didn't you just make that up?
HANNAH: Oh yeah.
JENNIFER: You should post it on Urban Dictionary!!
HANNAH: Derp.

by Izaebele February 06, 2010

urban dictionary

What dictionary.com won't tell you.

Oh look! dictionary.com says "Sugar Mamma" is not a word, but urbandictionary knows better!

by xErniex June 23, 2005

Urban Dictionary

The "Ghetto" dictionary! A dictionary of slang and sometimes made up terms. The site that you are on right now.

"I had no clue what the word "Sizzurp" meant, so I had to look it up in the urban dictionary.

by Miss Pancho Villa October 29, 2009

urban dictionary

Think you're funny, don't you?

"Hey, I looked up the thing I'm using in the thing I'm using."
"Huh?"
"Urban dictionary."
"Oh, cool."

by mecmecmec March 27, 2010

urban dictionary

The place to go whenever someone says something that you dont know what it means, but you really feel like you should know what it means...

Guy 1: ya man, Susy is a freak. The other night she did the Alligator Fuckhouse to me!!

Guy 2: Wow thats neat, what's an Alligator Fuckhouse?

Guy 1: Ah dude, just look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by free styler miler April 04, 2009

urban dictionary

a place where people go to rather find a definition of the word or get scared for life

jimmy - "mommy mommy, what does 'fuck it right in the pussy' mean"
mom- "jimmy are you on urban dictionary again?"

by StupidKid5,688,345,785,367 March 14, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A great place to go if you want someone's opinion.

Person 1: "ZOMG URBAN DICTIONARY IS TEH SECKS0RZZ"
Person 2: "Urban Dictionary is polluted with opinionated, illiterate ninth graders."
Person 3: "UrBaN dIcTiOnArY iS lYk So0o0o0o AwSuM!!!1111elevenelevenoneoneone!!!1!1"
Person 4: "haaaa urban dick-tionary is -- what the fuck, is that spongebob hitting a rhinoceros on the head with a hammer while shitting out a toaster oven? ...heh heh heh. mehhh, i need more ellessdee, yo."

by qazswxedcrfvtgbyhnumik,ol. February 15, 2009