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unicorn jumper

When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.

Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.

A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.
Jane "What happen to Frankie?"

Ted "He became a Unicorn Jumper."
by Ninecents February 2, 2024
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Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.
Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?
by King rcj November 25, 2021
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Unicorn

"A horse just a little hornier than usual"

-robot chicken
Dirty slut, unicorn is a horse with a magic horn
by ItsMeYiri May 29, 2019
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Inflating the Unicorn

Blowing into the rear of a unicorn to make it stand upright.
He was inflating the unicorn on the 4th of July in front of everyone.
by You’re Welcome 100x July 4, 2018
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Unicornic

To give 0 fucks about others opinions and is always Horny when Lover is near
Allen has a Unicornic personality.

He is carefree and extremely Kinky
by UnicornicRimjob77 December 18, 2018
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The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."
by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009
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Unicorn face ride

When a Nathan rides a treys face for the night in a hot tub
by SppecialEd August 7, 2023
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