Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.

"Theres no weed and i don't feel right, looks like i'm goin cold turkey"

by daesson July 24, 2008

Cold Turkey

A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"

Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!

by rewriter June 10, 2008

Turkey Dick

When you're too tired and you make your girl do all the work

*after Thanksgiving dinner, and you're tired*
Girl I'm tired af but horny af, I got me some Turkey Dick, do me a favor and suck my dick or go ahead and jump on it.

by Dildo the clown October 24, 2020

turkey durkey

A word you use to call your fiancé when she calles you a Chicken Butt.

“You’re such a Chicken Butt “ she says, as he replies “You’re such a turkey Durkey .

by redneck.c December 2, 2018

turkey whacker

A turkey whacker is more expressive term of endearment for a dumbass or tool. Please note, that a turkey whacker (though similar in name) is not the same as a turkey slap.

"Andy, your suck a turkey whacker man." Yeah man your a complete dumbass.

by Pokeweed September 25, 2006

Fetid turkey

Someone who is a big-time loser. They say things like "big-time." And they usually have lame jobs like working at a store. They think they're cool and funny, but they're not at all. They may or may not smell terrible.

Do you see that guy over there? He's such a fetid turkey. Why? Because he's lame, stupid and smells bad.

by Gimli's Ma April 7, 2013

yellow turkey

When you throw up on a guys dick while giving him head.

Becky I can't believe you gave him yellow turkey!" "He was going too deep!"

by Bebamae March 4, 2015