Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.

"Theres no weed and i don't feel right, looks like i'm goin cold turkey"

by daesson July 24, 2008

Cold Turkey

A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"

Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!

by rewriter June 10, 2008

Speak turkey

A comedic way of saying "Gobble up food"

Lunch bell rings in school

Luke: Time to go speak turkey!

by Lokeal April 17, 2011

Plump Turkey

On a warm thanksgiving night after your girlfriend has eaten enough deep throat her so that she throws up her thanksgiving dinner.

After thanksgiving dinner I went home with my girlfriend and gave her a plump turkey.

by Troxaska November 25, 2010

turkey whacker

A turkey whacker is more expressive term of endearment for a dumbass or tool. Please note, that a turkey whacker (though similar in name) is not the same as a turkey slap.

"Andy, your suck a turkey whacker man." Yeah man your a complete dumbass.

by Pokeweed September 25, 2006

Cock Turkey

A term used to describe someone who loves cock, often used as an insult. The common sound that a turkey makes is "gobble" so to call someone a cock turkey you're saying they 'gobble cock'.

"Damn he's such a Cock Turkey!"

by Jaycee5454 March 23, 2009

Turkey Wing

Pulling and twisting a girls arms towards you, using them as leverage while having sex with a girl in the Doggy Style Position.

I put that bitch in the turkey wing last night when i was fuckin her. She couldn't move.

by JNEG February 28, 2009