Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.
by daesson December 15, 2005
A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"
by rewriter June 10, 2008
A term used to describe someone who loves cock, often used as an insult. The common sound that a turkey makes is "gobble" so to call someone a cock turkey you're saying they 'gobble cock'.
by Jaycee5454 March 23, 2009
by Bebamae March 04, 2015
by Lokeal March 31, 2011
Someone who is a big-time loser. They say things like "big-time." And they usually have lame jobs like working at a store. They think they're cool and funny, but they're not at all. They may or may not smell terrible.
Do you see that guy over there? He's such a fetid turkey. Why? Because he's lame, stupid and smells bad.
by Gimli's Ma April 07, 2013
by Beatlegeuse June 20, 2019