fist trist

the act of male masturbation

Every time I see her on the street I have to go right home and have a fist trist. Lotion optional.

by fffreddy August 13, 2010

mangus trios

splitting two Chinese meals three ways

"Nate, you in for the Chinese three way? Yep mangus trios for lunch today"

by el blakeo March 26, 2013

Donald Tristan Gatheright

A whole bitch. This nigga will hit you with anything he can or fuck with you anyway possible. His snap score is retarded, he pulls no hoes. But that nigga funny

That nigga Donald Tristan Gatheright got rejected.

by Nathan Alzubi November 7, 2019

Social Tristencing

Similar to social distancing except you don't do it.

All the boys got Coronavirus man, it's been heavy!

But what about social distancing and stage 4 lockdowns?
Nah man I said I was Social Tristencing

by Jack Chat March 31, 2020

Dirty Tristram

Sucking a dick until it cums in your mouth and without spilling any give a rim job

I did a dirty Tristram last night

by R0CKHARD April 16, 2020

dirty tristram

Is when an seemingly innocent person shows their true sexual nature by making a straight man think they are gay and then start a marriage orgy

Dude I though he was just a innocent man but then he ended up doing a dirty Tristram

by QueenNigga8963 April 16, 2020

hate-triots

Angry anti-government white folks best represented by end-game rioters at U.S. Capitol Building on January 6, 2021.

They calk themselves Patriots but they are nothing but Hate-triots.

by Rocking Robin January 10, 2021